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Thought I would share something funny that a friend sent me. I love these.

Children's Books That Never Made It:

1. You Are Different And That's Bad.

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables.

3. Dad's New Wife Robert.

4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

5. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

6. All Cats Go To Hell

7. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

8. Some Kittens Can Fly

9. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption

10. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

11. Strangers Have The Best Candy

12. You Were an Accident

13. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

14. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other Microwave Games

15. The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan

16. Your Nightmares Are Real

17. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

18. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

19. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Rejected Dr. Seuss Books:

1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch

2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbet

3. Fox in Detox

4. Who Shat in the Hat?

5. Horton Hires a Ho

6. The Cat in the Blender

7. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket

8. Bi-Curious George

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